Pokemon Quartz

by Zorak

Part 28






... unnn...



...nnn... wait... don't I already live in...?



Okay I guess... I have no idea what is going on





As ready as ever, I suppose





Well, the beach has alot of people so I suppose the spa. Just a bunch of girls and stuff



Alot of bad stuff happens to me, so good stuff is appreciated



It could be a trap of some kind



I... Don't think so? What exactly is going on right now?



I may, I may not. Depends who's emailing



That's a little annoying.



VV



I have to focus on the good things. Otherwise, how would I ever notice them?



Definitely a goillll



Foxy!? Yes, yes I am



... a little, I suppose



No, you're wrong, everyone thinks they're "friends" with me on their own




.........



Well I am pretty awesome I suppose




Be...?



Oh my god it's adorable




A partner, huh? Hm... For some reason, I feel like doing this




But I really have no idea why Where exactly am I, anyway? Where... was I before? Who... what? I'm so...




Uh, sure! Wait... no... it's going dark... what...

Ugh...

...




This place is so dark I have no idea.



Is this some sort of wierd hallucination?



... mm... that is pretty nice.



It's a little wierd sounding...



I hope it's someone safe



















: Wow, I feel... different. What's going on here..






: What do you mean by that



: What was with that odd pronunciation?
: I have no idea what you're talking about [Picks teeth]
: I'd expect wierd language stuff more from... um... I have no idea, I can't seem to remember



: ... and I know where everything and everyone is around me. Always. Almost anyway.



: I am though!
: I bet you don't taste human.
: What does that have to do with anything?
: Ah, just talking to myself.



: Easy on the teeth they are.






: It's like some insane fetishist's dream come true!



: About anything, really... just being a Pokemon Trainer and some other random things



:






: It's more then okay, it's awesome!




: Yeah!? Well what kind of name is Gatorface, anyway?
: ... are you sure your name isn't Almuerzo?
: Not sure I follow you



: [SWEAT DROP]




: I don't hear anything
: I have very precise hearing, toned by experience. I can hear a creature breathing from a mile or so away
: That must get pretty annoying.
: ...Not for very long.

















: That's my job









: Why did you say it like that?
: ... say it like what? Come on, let's go have luch.
: You mean save that Caterpie?
: Yeah that.





DUN DUN



: can you point your jaws away from me? They make me feel uncomfortable.



: I'M SORRY BUT I MUST DO THIS TO SAVE A LITTLE KID





Hm, it looks like there's a basic attack that doesn't use PP, as well as PP-based techniques which are stronger/ specialized. Huh.



: Let me help you with these, hehe, show you how it's done...
: Maybe a little bit of space is good




: Does that make us Money Monsters? ... suddenly it all makes sense



: Um, can you back off a little? You keep on drooling on me on accident



: wheee







:






: You're not helping very much :T
: I was a little busy.
: Oh, oka... what happened to those Pokemon that we beat?
: They said they saw the error of their ways and they were going to go to a place where they can truly become a supporting force. I was giving them a bit of assistance in their journey to a new state of being.
: Oh. That's nice of you





: Well, nothing left up here. Down we go.





: Really? Well... I guess we could just stay here a bit I suppose then



: H-hey where are you going?



: That stare...

SCENE OF INDESCRIBABLE VIOLENCE AND GORE OMITTED

: Oh god, who have I teamed up with



: It's like you killed it in a way that would keep it alive as long as possible while you crushed it and ate it



: ...
: ... why are you staring at me like that



: PERSONAL SPACE, PERSONAL SPA-



: ... nnnnghyayahasdhasl



DHLAHDLAHDLDHASKJNNOONNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



oh god what was that, some kind of twisted day dream This world is going to drive me out of my mind

I think I need to go lay down for a bit

Kudos RedChocobo for the best drawing in the thread to date also, computer update: It should be in mon-tuesday (the frame may show up on Tuesday).