Sure, why not?
catch his Pokemon
And I have begun to rapidly regret it, now that he's alerting my stalker to my location now
CHECK SOME, NONE, OR ALL OF THE ABOVE
I think this is supposed to sound epic, but really, it isn't.
Couldn't be assed to wear shoes, eh? :T Also, your legs are bumpy like a pair of socks stuffed with potatoes.
Violent, Molesting Bear vs A Salamander of Some Kind
THERE IS NO TIME FOR HEALING! Sing him a song of sweet serenades and terror, SWAP.bear
.bear used double slap. Mantiga woke up!
STAY ASLEEP YOU!
I guess I should heal that poison fast next time
... Col. Crazy was just one hitted. And that's not very surprising, seeing as how that thing just used Sludgebomb, an upper-level poison move.
THIS IS NOT GOING WELL AT ALL
Luckily, ground is strong against this thing.
It's not very effective but it just took out half my health.
Only one more hit is all I need, come onnnn
... figures. And he's moved beyond Hyper Potions now! Yes, he's using FULL RESTORES now, which heal fully AND curse all status effects! Joyous.
My super effective hit did less percentage of damage to him then his not very effective attack. That's unbelievable.
I hate Corna.
Fuegomelet meanwhile used Bite.
And then he fainted
This is mid his health crawling back up. :T Unbelievable.
This is mid Bugzapper's health going straight from 59 to 0. At least the thunderbolt took out 1/3 of his health
DA KING is my strongest hitter and even he can't take this guy down fast What crap
... yep, I didn't take out a single of his Pokemon.
Well... that blew Strategy change, I guess.
This time: Curing poison (generally) right away!
This time it'll be different!
How would you like to wake up from a nap and find Ionic staring you down, glaring? This is the basis of this change.
Unfortunately, it didn't work out so well
Not well at all
The Lady however can smile at you sometimes. Maybe.
... though in this case, it ammounted to shit.
Just to last another turn in order to...
OK, now to quickly attack before he ca-
Might as well try to get some more out of this.
It's like a stream of pain
Wait... this gives me an idea...
An idea for another time
FINALLY! Thank you, FUEGOMELET, for your useful Ember skills.
Okay, this is GO TIME now. I've got an idea... an idea just crazy enough to work. Crazy like a FOXY!
I think you can figure out my new strategy I call it "SWAP.bear gently molests the will/ strength to fight out of its enemy". Guess how I got the inspiration for this idea
Sludge Bomb is now weak shit! Hooray.
I switched out SWAP.bear so I could try repeating that strategy later on in this battle
Slowly wearing him away with Wing Attacks
Col. Crazy, buy me some time! Be my sacrifice for victory
My strategy is SORT of working
DA KING, take this one for the team
If it tries to use Sludge Bomb, it'll be attacking with a crap attack, so then I can just thunderbolt it into submission.
HELLS YEAH TEAM FOXY is moving in!
No idea what that is.
For now, I suppose.
Wow, now THAT thing is the most constipated Pokemon ever. I wonder if its name is a pun on the unit Pascal. Hm.
It's not very effective! But it'll take out nearly all your health anyway!
Lost cause, so...
... which was pointless.
Double Kick doesn't seem to be working well
Stay alive, Fuegomelet
Nuts. On to Bugzapper...
... who NUKES the thing with electricity. HELLS YEAH!
Thank you, now die.
Go choke on something
... and die from it
Why are you still being alive?
.... wait what!? Ramon beat you!?
The last thing Ramon gave me was a phone call that led to face rape I don't know if I want it
I guess Now I can keep going on Eastward from where the 3rd Gym was. Three badges to go!
... Three badges... That's three to many... Wait... aren't there NINE badges total in Corna?
WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER!?!?
To be Continued....?