Well, apparently I was wrong about the next gym being that one I wonder if we're supposed to use that stupid skate route now that we have skates...
But first, since we're here
Shut up and die you unholy abomination against nature
EM BAG or something.
Unlike that broken ghost detector that can apparently inflate the sun somehow!
... wait, that's not how EXP.SHARES work
Yep, he gave the wrong description for it. Way to go BA-Chan! Time to run back through the cave and everything and down to the beginning of the skate route!
B-but I just want to go to the next part of the route so I can become rape proof by beating the Pokemon League
For no real reason at all, everyone here is critically weak. Critically.
Nobody is going to let me skate in peace, are they
Wait, why is he on a snowboard now I'm so confused
It's... what the hell is that? I don't even know
Trust me, I plan on it. Also as a note you're still on a snowboard now.
Probabally "More gramatical errors endured ever by a single sane person", or maybe "most rape attempts made against"
What's yours? Most... something something something something-er ever?
I can't think of anything
... what the just happened words appeared out of nowhere in mid air
<Zorak> is it Kiwi or is it Incan?
<Stalgren> Why can't it be both
<Zorak> Because New Zealand isn't in South America
<Zorak> It doesn't work that way :T
<Zorak> Unless this is a breed of Kiwis that like
<Zorak> Migrated (Kiwis can't fly as a note) to South America
<Zorak> How would Kiwis migrate if they could migrate
<tyrsHTML> little rafts
<Stalgren> It's a kiwi pokemon
<Zorak> That's what I was thinking
<tyrsHTML> they made little rafts
<Zorak> Tyrs I like the cut of your jib
But... Kiwi Birds can't fly! My world is being bloowwwwnn awayyyy
I can beat your face though :T
Tight whelks? What does the tightness of snails have anything to do with the present situation?
Can't get by... this guy won't let me through I guess I'll leave and come back :T
Maybe the splendors of nature just do nothing for me... or maybe this lake is just boring
Is it bad that I'm passionate about not being molested? :/ Low hopes to make life seen bearable
Her arm is hideously deformed. So is her name. Esther.
Battles like this are more just dull then anything :T
But what if I like turtles!
... why does the timed part end in the middle of nowhere, anyway!?
A secret!? I love secrets! Roxy once told me secretly that her friend Misty wasn't a very nice person. I dunno about that though... I think she's kind of cute!
Oh those guys. I wouldn't worry about them. They just want to inflate the sun. With a device that can't see ghosts. I don't get it much either, but it's pretty clear they're threat level -30 right now
Ew Nerd attack. You're totally UN X-TREME creepy stalker guy :T
I like secrets, but I'm not sure I want to hear anything you'd have to say secret
Molemen, total jerks!? Why, nothing at all so far in this journey has shown that at any point ever!
... wait, wait... WHY EXACTLY DID YOU BUILD THIS SKATE PATH IN THE FIRST PLACE!? the town is RIGHT THERE! It's a LINE OF TREES!
You guys are just trying to prevent people without a million pokedollars/ incredibly Fox like luck to get to the rest of the continent You guys are just lucky I'm not a socialist otherwise I'd soooooo be wearing a Che shirt and handing out flyers right now
I don't even have any matches or a lighter
I'm not sure how wearing so little clothes will help you fight fires... but it sure is cute
You can guess how these two worked out
I don't think a small line of pebbles would stop a bonfire if it went out of control.
...? Something is making a ringing sound. It's really annoying
NO! END CALL, END CALL!
NO IT'S NOT OKAY! STOP ACTING LIKE I THINK ITS OKAY!
No! I won't tell you that I'm in the Brown Hi- damn it.
What's going on, I don't understand. Who' s Ambrosio? I really hope it's a coincidence that Ambar and Ambrosio both lack a single letter (different ones at that) to have the name BARO in it their names
.... I wonder why he had to say Goodbay to me right then?
Perhaps the terrible secret of caves!?
Onward with idle curiosity!
Every other one that tried so far failed so hey
Electric on ground pokemon violence!
Flying attacks one hit like usual
This guy too
And this one
Well, we all got to start somewhere
I AM SURPRISED! :O
Why must everyone threaten me creepily D:
He wants to steal my honor and dignity
Ah yes, a loud, sleeping and snoring mouse Pokemon. Just what exemplifies "ninja"
Two electric shocks did the trick
>:I Hey, I won, so no stealing my honor and dignity. Besides, your honor is non-existent you creepy perv
that you shouldn't, you rapist
I don't like this place
DOUBLE KICK FEST '98
... well that was pointless :T
Moleman returns and says he's ready!
Sure I guess?
Hell yeah DA KING, hell yeah.
Er yeah, okay... tell me the secret though
That's not that good of a secret I was expecting some real dirt
And stardust too
... still not a very good secret
Er, kay.. jerk
Molemen are stingy, rude, secretive, greedy, secular and keep all their wealth within their society
... wait... wait... Molemen are incarnations of negative Jewish stereotypes!?
oh Baro you racist card you
To be Continued