LAST TIME ON DAYS OF OUR CORNA LIVES:
Foxy( ): Oh god please kill me
AND THE EXCITING CONTINUATION
It's a Plug Oink, but I'm not even bothering with its Pokedex because clearly pig = boar and NO BARO I WON'T LET YOU WIN
Well, at least we know you're good at juggling the English language into ways that don't make sense
Off hand... I have no idea what type that's supposed to be. None.
... but really, does it matter that much?
You only had one Pokemon though. Not much to juggle
Looking at the education here in Corna, I'd say you're all pretty bad at it.
Well that's a terrible name.
... this one just looks constipated.
Swap.bear beat the shit out of him though Being helpfullll
... and ruining dreams too I guess?
Having trouble deciding if this is a good idea or just creepy... thinking the latter
Ah yes, Corna is known for its lack of Bicycles and Fishing Rods. Everyone here is forced to use Roller Skates and Nets in order to seem "unique". I wonder who is running this place anyway? VV
People here spaz out alot!
Still no idea what this thing is
holy shit, that turtle is pretty
Well christ, settle down man. I don't even have a net.
I dunno, won't people like that guy spaz out on me?
Ah yes, Spanish Word (English Word). My word.
... well, we know the only thing we can do here.
hey, it's stealing from the twisted to give to the Foxy
... this goes on ad infinitum if you let it.
I think I'll fish some place less psychotic.
Thanks I guess.
I dunno... Romance and "Anyone in this entire Land" don't seem to work together
Well, at least it wasn't forced marriage I guess? VV
I dunno, I'd think the girl would take note of how abandoned she was by her parents due to their professions and find a nice job as a desert scientist purely out of spite.
Er, that's nice? Wait why are you taking out you pok-
But... why the fuck did that mean you had to battle me?
Ah yes, more Pink-like colors.
Let's see, loser to our left, loser infront of us blocking us, to the right is the guy who totally IS NOT RAZOR RAMON SUMITANI so I guess left
Sure I guess?
... You're a bloody lunatic
Whosa whatsa who?
Days of Our Corna Lives indeed
I dunno, just think of all the new stalkers you'd gain
... maybe later.
... I don't know what the hell
well here come all the stalker letters from now on I guess
Seriously, let me win
Who takes care of these things, anyway? I'm sure people are stomping on them all the time
I guess that's what I get for accidentally wandering in a rightwards direction Random farmers wanting to battle
Electricity isn't good against plants...
But fire is!
I'd offer you a cup of tea, but I don't see the March Hare around right now... So perhaps I'll offer you a cup of...
Farmers apparently just battle at total random for no damn real reason
Meh, might as well talk to this loser
I dunno, I haven't seen the guy so maybe he can?
Don't use indeed like that I just had a bad experience with someone using it like that
People here are abusive
I dunno, is it really all that different?
Yeah, the other guys kind of sucked and... wait, what do you mean giant?
Ah yes, a seeing-eye idiot. What every blind Pokemon needs.
Kick your ass? Sure, why not
It has been that multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of insanity. :T Just sayin'
Oh god did I kill it?
YEAH, go away and get away from me :T
Yeah, it's sort of fun beating the shit out of him. It's like taking out all my rage against you rapists against the next generation of them
No fucking way I'm babying these things They're evil and ugly and
??? Moleman... what the hell is a Moleman? :I
Mole... and man...
... what the hell?
I'm going to have to agree. Who was this place's decorator, a Moleman? Oh wait
... it was a ground type that knew electric type moves also. What the hell.
No actualy it's dumb
.... welp, I guess this is what a Moleman looks like. I'm somewhat disappointed
Electric types are bad against ground types you say!?
Birds are good against the ground though
Hey, that isn't a ground type at all
I bet he taught you how to love too It always works like that.
Swap.bear is a force of molesting nature
Don't you mean GREAT moleman?
Molemen are jerks
Er... type for a switch out I think.
I forgot ground is good against fire.
He's all I have left for the time being :T
GO SLIGHTLY INEBRIATED SWAP.BEAR!
... my brain has been smashed by bad grammar
Show off :T
Oh god "crash" better not mean...
You know, thinking about it, I was thinking the greatest of all molemen to be something more like
But you're more... Arnold Scharzeneggar. I'm sorry but there is NO CHOPPER TO GET TO UNDERGROUND
... D:> It's what NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF
... oh FUCK YOU
A quick attack should finish it off
Luckily Wing Attack was critical
... darn it
Swap.bear can survive Earthquakes though
Hm... how of you, Boota
Crap crap crap
It won't let me run. I don't have any revives
More like FOXY RAN LIKE HELL TO STOP HERSELF FROM BEING RAPED
Try Two: Electric Boogaloo
... rare candy time!
Okay, it's GO TIME
TEAM FOXY, IT'S TIME TO MOBLIZE!
ATTEMPT NUMERO TRES
Prepare for a royal pain!
ONE HIT KO
A very lucky critting double kick
That, my friends, is what you call kicking someone's face in.
... whatever you looney.
He doesn't look very godly. Bleah.
This idiocy is really getting to me...
I need to go take a nap in a really secluded place