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#72. NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU NAME THE BELDUM, ME FROM THE PAST.

Hm?

Who the hell are you?

Still hittin' the sauce?

How did he get our address?!

Did he get a bigger boat?!

WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME?

You wanna fight smartass?

You do that.

Hmm?

He came home though!

I am interested in this!

What?

This news station always exaggerates shit. It's probably just a lost Pidgey.

NO, Mama!

Uhhhhh . . .

Red. Always bet on Red.

. . .

Do you people just wait outside my house for me? Cause that's getting weird.

Yeah, I'm not into patchouli oil and shit.

I'm pretty sure I chucked it in a river back near Fortree . . .

Fiiiiiine.

You have?

GASP! Don't care.

No it doesn't, it just shows that people are releasing shit they shouldn't!

If this doesn't cost anything why didn't you just do this before? I mean, it's not like we would've seen any of these new species is it?

Soooo . . . Brendan, is it?

Ok. I thwarted the plans of two ecoterrorist groups, unsealed and captured three ancient guardians, witnessed the awakening of both Kyogre AND Groudon. Awakened Rayquaza, CAPTURED Rayquaza, oh and I became Pokémon League Champion.
You can thank me for not throwing your ass into a volcano or burning your house down like I planned.

Hells yea, brotha! I'm fucking QUEEN!

What's higher than Queen?

And there I shall build by kickass palace of awesomeness
Screw you guys, I'm headin' out. Smell ya later.

I thought you went back to Hell. ]:(

Well, ok . . . weirdo. It's not Hell is it?

Huh. Who doesn't know I'm Champion yet and should be treated like the queen I am . . .?

STEVEN!

Oh man Steven, Wait til you— Steven?

GASP.

But what do we name it?
It's a genderless Beldum.




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