Ok, so it's just a seemingly confused man, I doubt we can eat him.
Nope, can't say that I have.
Oh me too, it perfectly encapsules my love of >:|
. . . excuse me, I think I just saw something stupid walking up behind you, like a pirate.
Whoa whoa whoa, get out from behind me. Stand up for yourself!
Nope, you can have him!
I hate pirates.
You had a low-level poochyena, so obviously there was no other possible outcome!
Dang, Pirates are fucking stupid.
Why were you wandering through the woods, looking for mushrooms, in a suit carrying important papers?
Choro Notes: The Great Ball is an upgraded Poké Ball. It's got a slightly better chance of capturing a monster but it's really not much of an improvement.
It was all about taking frog pokémon to school when I was a kid. Occasionally some cool motherfucker'd bring in a snake pokémon and they lived as a king until the snake inevitably died.
Hmm, these two trees stick out like sore thumbs. Kind of want to ruin them up.