Pokémon Emerald - #62. Oh You Guys Are Fighting, Huh?
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#62. Oh You Guys Are Fighting, Huh?

Alright let's try this one more time and NOT get into a huge quest involving ancient peoples, caves and Primeval Guardians.

Huh, white cliffs . . .

Well this is new . . .

Money Moneeeeey.

Oh boy, another underwater cave. I wonder what ancient monster'll live in this one.

Well that was—Oh my.

They're so powerful they've warped perspective!

THE CARNAGE!

Huh . . . now it's all bright out . . .

Yeah I'm sure that shiny little ball is going to distract it from the huge monster currently trying to rip its face off.

Again, he's kind of distracted by that giant orca monster at just about his crotch level.

Goddammit can somebody take those orbs from them?

Yeah. I know who they are. We've met. Decisions were made. They were poor.

Yea, thanks to Stupid-As-Fuck and Dumb-As-Hell over there.

I dunno, it looks like they're just screaming at each other. Unless this is like DBZ and they're about to get all buldgy and smack into each other with their faces.

I think the fact I was there when those two jackasses awakened them means I'm involved.

I don't like where this is going . . .

Aww, do I have to?

Aww, there are stairs? You didn't say there'd be stairs . . .

Ow, hey, don't just stop in front of people like that.

Hahaha, no you got that backwards. I think they should fear me.

. . . delicious?

Yep! Mmm-mmm, Zigzagoon.

Are we theeeeere yet?

Finally!

Wallace, huh?

Is it my smooth cool wit?

It smells like a basement down here but dank as hell.

What exploits?! Th-those cult members were badly beaten when I got there! I SWEAR. >Mental Note: Wallace knows too much. Must badly beat Wallace.<

Yea I know.

Choro Notes: In the Ruby and Sapphire versions, Wallace is the Eighth Gym Leader.

Is he as flamboyant as you?

to be pretty damned annoying."

Bum Bum BUM

Ok, so lemme guess, I gotta piss this fucker off too? I'm pretty good at that I suppose.

Man these things have awesome names.

By "becalmed" do you mean "Beat the tar out of"?

GEEZ, FUCK YOU.

NO. I HADN'T EVEN HEARD OF THE THING BEFORE THIS MOMENT! HERE, LET'S PULL OUT THE MAP. HERE. IT IS HERE. AT THIS SPECK.

:I

:I

No wait! Where's

And then he vanished.

Fucking cave, I hate caves. At least this one has no

GAH FUCKING HELL.

Look, I don't want to talk about it.

Well FUCK YOU TOO. GOD I HATE EVERYONE PRESENT. THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO. THE STUPID LIZARD AND THE BIG WHALE.





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