Pokemon Emerald - Update 29: FUCK YOU DAD.

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#29. FUCK YOU DAD.

Petalburg City...
_{Choro Notes: Gym Leader: Norman, Misty's father.

The way Norman's gym is laid out is each room leads to another room with a specific theme to it.}

Speed, eh? With Daytripper's Mach Punch I can't lose!

. . . fuck. After quickly switching to Ferrosaur I took that sumnabitch out.

Great, you can hit harder with no negative effects to yourself thanks to that Rocky Head of yours!

Man that bong flute came in handy.

_{Choro Notes: Eventually Misty figures she should head on after a couple hours just sorta sitting around.}

Yeah, that sounds like him. ]:I

Oh god, if only there was some way to turn his massive attack power against him!!!!

Phbbbt.

Phbbbbbbbbbbt.

_{Choro Notes: Yeah, I stalled with Ferrosaur (I used a Super Potion this turn hence the HP difference.) Eventually he just sort of slit his own throat. It was the damnedest thing.}

At least it'll give me a hint like the other rooms as to what he's going to use today.

Oh fuck you dad. ]:<

C'mon old man, don't squelch.

Let's do this already!

):[

A couple Hard Knuckles into his back and we'll be set.

_{Choro Notes: Good thing I picked up that flute! . . . however it went on like this for maybe 5 minutes. Teetering and Fluting and teetering again. So eventually I just said fuck it.}

EAT IT.

_{Choro Notes: Ok, Norman's special attack "Facade" Doubles in power if the user is afflicted with a status ailment, soooo . . .}

A confused, Paralyzed slacker. Hey guess what!

Shoryugget took him down a bit until Slaking actually managed to get an attack through. . . Counter. Shoryugget was out for the rest of this battle.

We still have Daytripper though.!

_{Choro Notes: After stun sporing Vigoroth then barely surviving a Facade, Daytripper whittled his HP with Headbutt (rather than Mach Punch). Forcing it to either be paralyzed or flinch until I could finish it with a Mach Punch.}