#16. Breaking into a Museum
I don't think I'll ever get used to the things these people say.
Ah, beautiful Slateport City. Maybe we can just relax.
Who? Oh. Right . . . I had completely forgotten about that.
OH COME ON. I JUST GOT HERE. Nope, goin' to town.
Who the hell are you?
Huh. Choro Notes: Starting in Emerald, you can return to rematch gym leaders with better teams. Pretty cool!!!!
Ok, Now We're in Slateport.
Shopping! Ok, These shops suck. They sell dolls, vitamin supplements and probably those little dreamcatcher things. Great.
Hot damn. . . I think.
The Beach! I'd like to point out that the water here is fucking infested with Tentacool and Tentacruel. I saw them on the boat over.
Also, Grown men teaming up with little girls!
And little boys teaming up with little girls!
Choro Notes: These two, sweet, innocent children opted not to battle me and gave me Soft Sand instead. Bless their hearts. I gave it to Ferrosaur to power her Mud Slap a little more since she had no Rock attacks for the Hard Stone to power.
Choro Notes: I opted not to learn it since I had Cut and Leech Life was still useful.
Well hello, what's this?
Choro Notes: Torment prevents the target from using the same move twice in a row.
We obviously aren't getting past this one, let's go somewhere else.
Damn, your parents named you Dock? And you went into Shipbuilding? Well damn.
You know, I honestly forgot about those. . . again.
Why can't people do these things themselves.
Oh hey, the pirates are gone.
OH NO! THE PIRATES ARE IN THE MUSEUM! AND THEY'RE LEARNING!
Wait a sec . . . if it weren't for him . . . we would never of gotten Morrissey. . .
You do realize what I did to that thing, don't you?
Desperate to escape he throws a TM in my face. It contained Thief. . . .Hey wait a sec.
You were gonna take these damn goods either way, they're heavy.
. . .the FUCK you are. I did not haul that around for three fucking towns for Pirates to pirate it away.
You could be the FUCKING POKéPOPE for all I care, you aren't getting them.
A critical Bite nearly finishes Ferrosaur so I bring out Buggy.
"dumbshits fucked it up."
Wait. . . "Archie"? Y-you're kidding. . . right?
Who the fuck is Team Magma?
Aren't you awfully full of yourself Mr. Broadchest full of hair?
You're telling me not to interfere with your plans?! Every time we've met you start the damn thing. You guys can go on doing whatever your little hippie group plans for all I care.
I probably just saved you from being robbed and/or sodomized and you just leave. Ok, thanks guy.
You again! Guy. . . with a name.
Is this a thing I want?