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#13. There is No Reason This Should Have Ever Been Posted

Great let's catch a magikarp.

It's dark as hell in this fucking gym. Wandering through it, you can hear breathing, as though someone has nothing to do all day but stand around.

HOLY SHIT. How are you levitating like that? Can you teach me to do that? Choro Notes: Buggy McDig scores a perfect against her Meditite.

Another double battle, Buggy and Shoryugget takes 'em out flawlessly.

Buggy survives this fight, dodging Hadokens and Shoryukens left and right.


Choro Notes: At this point I take Buggy back to the Pokémon Center and heal my party up.

After returning to the gym I finally find the goddamn gym leader.

Buggy McDig takes on Machop. Narrowly beating it. Now here's something I did not expect. Brawly is a fucking moron.
All he did was constantly use Focus Punch. Focus Punch charges at the beginning of the turn, then if damage is dealt to the user before it attacks, the attack fails. Bitchcakes was faster than Meditite so she constantly countered the Focus Punch, forcing Brawly to waste his two Super Potions on the Meditite, only to have Bitchcakes bash its skull in again.

Once again, Brawly is a moron. Unfortunately, he's a moron with a Makuhita four levels higher than Shoryugget . . .

I'm leveling at this point, now I know what to expect.
So yeah, I blame Morrissey, his constant screaming was a horrible distraction so I choked him to death with a sock.

I promptly deposited his corpse into The Box to keep Donger, Stitch, SlowAsShit and Pikablu's insolent asses in line.

I'mma get his ass next time. Future Choro Note: WHY DIDN'T I JUST SCRUB THIS AND BEAT HIM?!

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