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#11: Headed South
Choro Notes:
And so we leave that accursed cave full of screaming marshmallows and head back to Rustboro to recover our new little buddy who happens to be a screaming marshmallow.

Hey, yeah! No thanks to your stupid, cowardly ass! The pirate got away.

Heh, damn right.


What? HOW DID WE GET HERE?! We were just outside! Are you a witch?

Wait. What? I just beat a pirate's hyena to a pulp to get your shit back and now you want me to take it to the other side of the region? D:[

That laughter creeps me out. So yes. Just get the hell away from me.

Choro Notes: It's funny if you imagine the parts in caps to be him screaming.

. . . Go on.

Does this region not have a postal service?!

Do my laundry.

Choro Notes: PokéNav
The PokéNav is this game's version of the PokéGear. It does basically exactly what the PokéGear does minus the radio. Congrats.

Oh that Dr. Hammond and his nonsense ideas.

Choro Notes: This is exactly like that cellphone feature in Gold/Silver except you automatically add numbers and can't delete them.

Choro Notes: Stopping at the Pokémon Center, I decide that Pikablu hasn't been pulling his weight and stuff his ass in the box with Donger and SlowAsShit. And take out our new buddy:

Oh. Hey, Brando.

I really don't want to do th-

. . .

Choro Notes: I can honestly say I was not expecting the pile of melted rock that is Slugma. Either way, Shoryugget just went for its eyes and came out minus 5 HP.



Choro Notes: After parting ways with our "rival" Misty heads south, through the Petalburg Woods . . . again. Stopping at the shanty of Mr. Briney.

What are you doing you old nut.

Wash my hair.

I didn't say anything about those. >:I

The ocean, great.

Oh hey look! We're in Dewport!

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