Hey, yeah! No thanks to your stupid, cowardly ass! The pirate got away.
Heh, damn right.
What? HOW DID WE GET HERE?! We were just outside! Are you a witch?
Wait. What? I just beat a pirate's hyena to a pulp to get your shit back and now you want me to take it to the other side of the region? D:[
That laughter creeps me out. So yes. Just get the hell away from me.
Choro Notes: It's funny if you imagine the parts in caps to be him screaming.
. . . Go on.
Does this region not have a postal service?!
Do my laundry.
Choro Notes: PokéNav
Oh that Dr. Hammond and his nonsense ideas.
Choro Notes: This is exactly like that cellphone feature in Gold/Silver except you automatically add numbers and can't delete them.
Choro Notes: Stopping at the Pokémon Center, I decide that Pikablu hasn't been pulling his weight and stuff his ass in the box with Donger and SlowAsShit. And take out our new buddy:
Oh. Hey, Brando.
I really don't want to do th-
. . .
Choro Notes: I can honestly say I was not expecting the pile of melted rock that is Slugma. Either way, Shoryugget just went for its eyes and came out minus 5 HP.
GRASS. V. WATER.
Choro Notes: After parting ways with our "rival" Misty heads south, through the Petalburg Woods . . . again. Stopping at the shanty of Mr. Briney.
What are you doing you old nut.
Wash my hair.
I didn't say anything about those. >:I
The ocean, great.
Oh hey look! We're in Dewport!