Part 68
Surfing south from Pallet Town. There should be an island south of here.
Ah, there it is.
Oh god what the hell?
I'm-
...never heard of you. :I
Uhhhhhh.. nope, not ringing any bells.
Who? :I
Yeah, kind of. I mean, I need that freaking badge.
...but..
It smells like hot dogs here.
I dunno, the Pokémon Center's still there.
....k :I
:I
That's the way it's
been.
Yup. :I
I am strong and cute and have a giant pitcher plant.
Man, can't we just battle here?
The Ironing is Delicious.
So he's like a hermit? Thanks for that Cooltrainer whatever your name is!
Heading East.
Good question!
Oh
Wait, am I about to walk into a cave in the middle of nowhere to
confront a now homeless and possibly crazy old man with no witnesses?
Oh goddammit. Why do I do these things?
OH GOD HE'S CRAZY.
Wait, aren't you a Fire-type trainer?
...don't Magmar and stuff
live in volcanos?
Man this is awkward.
What happened to all the Seel and Psyduck and stuff that lived here?
"But if you lose I get to eat your leg."
I don't.
Roxy vs Crazy old Scientist who is also homeless because of a volcano 
A GEOTHERMAL SNAIL!
..:I Well that solves that.
FIERY UNICORN.
Fiyah Blast!
Yippy! Initiate Spin Cycle maneuver!
I think this was an attempt to Stomp?
FIRE DUCK
Holy crap that thing has boobs on its head.
crap.
crap.
Seriously, can we get a bra or something for that thing? It's kind of creepy.
GOTCHA.
?
Oh man the Ironing. THE IRONING!
Crazy, crazy old man.
Sure we will buddy, sure we will.
Hey let's go catch a Seel!
Oh man.
