Pokemon Crystal

Part 64

C'moooon, it's been three days.

At least I got tunes... well I would if Kanto had any music playing... ever.

DJ Lily is liberally biased.

This song sucks...

...PokéFlute? Why would they be playi-

Run along big guy, go home now.

OH GOD WHAT DID I DO?

He came with Leftovers too.
Snorlax #143

_{Sleeping Pokémon
Height: 6'11" Weight: 1014.1 lbs
Habitat: Mountains Types: Normal
Snorlax will eat anything, even if the food happens to be a little moldy. It never gets an upset stomach. This is because its stomach's digestive juices can dissolve any kind of toxin. Snorlax's typical day consists of nothing more than eating and sleeping. It is not satisfied unless it eats over 880 pounds of food every day. When it is done eating, it goes promptly to sleep. It is such a docile pokémon that there are children who use its expansive belly as a place to play. What sounds like its cry may actually be its snores or the rumblings of its hungry belly.}

vv

Well that problem's solved!

...I wonder why they call it that.

...no bats?

Ah, that explains it.

The bat's natural predator is the mole.
Diglett #050

_{Mole Pokémon
Height: 0'8" Weight:
Habitat: Caverns Types: Ground
It burrows through the ground at a shallow depth. It leaves raised earth in its wake, making it easy to spot. It prefers dark places; its skin is very thin. If it is exposed to light, its blood heats up, causing it to grow weak. It spends most of its time underground, though it may pop up in caves. It digs underground and chews on tree roots. Diglett are raised in most farms. The reason is simple - wherever this pokémon burrows, the soil is left perfectly tilled for planting crops. This soil is made ideal for growing delicious vegetables.}

Man that game was fun.

Pewta City

Do I have an accent or something that gives this away?

Woooooow That must been like a hundred years ago.

...

Presents presents Roxy likes da presents!

..... We should take this to get analyzed by SCIENCE!

The guidebook says there's a mus-

Oh you are freaking kidding me.

Well, guess it's that time again.

Wait isn't this that guy who's always in those political cartoons?

OH C'MON. I didn't even say anything that time.

Yea, I saw your sign. :I

Yea, your sign kinda hinted at that.

Fighting, Steel and Ground are physical, If anything Rock types have more physical weaknesses than resistances.

WELL WHAT. I didn't make the rules.

Oh man don't get all bent out of shape about it. I was just pointing something out.

[Brock] A Grass-type! How could they have known my weakness?!

You are not Heavy G.

The counter to a giant rock snake is a small limbless salamander.

It is worth noting that Onix used Bide on its first turn.

Man, I love that little guy.

B-But those are extinct!

I mean I guess technically they aren't if that's there.

This isn't just a guy in a suit is it?

Because I don't think that's allowed by league rules.

Also it implies things.

OH COME ON, ENOUGH WITH THE DEAD THINGS.

This is a mockery against God.

Also PokéGod.

GOTCHA.

_{Like Fossil Fuels, get it?}

...yeah

To be fair your monsters each had one or two 4x weaknesses. and a whole messload of regular weaknesses.

No, you just overestimate Rock-types. :I

Yea, no prob, I guess. :I

Hmm... East or South...