Pokemon Crystal

Part 38

One time when I was little I got my tongue stuck to a fire hydrant in winter.

Kingler #099

_{Pincer Pokémon
Height: 4'03" Weight: 132.3 lbs
Habitat: Shoreline Types: Water
Stage 1: Evolves from Krabby
Kingler has an enormous, oversized claw. It waves this huge claw in the air to communicate with others. However, due to the claw's weight, the pokémon quickly tires from this. The large pincer has 10,000-horsepower crushing force. However, its huge size makes it unwieldy to use. When it's not in battle, the claw just gets in the way. If it lifts the pincers too fast, it loses its balance and staggers.}
And now she has a big crown.

Weeeeee!

-At this point Claude clears every trainer in the gym by herself-

Did you ever have a Totodile latch onto your face and just keep biting?

OH GOD DON'T HIT ME.

Well, so have-wait, that doesn't-

Hold on I confused myself here.

I guess my comeback doesn't make any sense.

I mean the idea of a fetal pokeyman trainer, that's just nuts. Oh right, we're fighting!

Pryce vs. Roxy

Awww, a lil seeeeeel.

OH GOD, A COLD BREEZE!

Claude does not enjoy it.

CLAUDE USE

A PILOSWINE! CLAUDE USE

_{This is made funnier by the fact I guillotined a Cloyster and a Dewgong prior to this.}

I'm impressed with Claude's aim.

:

Well that's kinda neat.

No it doesn't

Yeah, and then all the cute fuzzy things come out.

...

Mine are cute and awesome and yay.

What do you want?

Oh god, not again.

Why are you calling me? And not somebody important? like, you know, the POLICE.

...Why did we have to move next door to him.