Pokemon Crystal

by Chorocojo

Part 34

She was wearing a white sundress last I saw her.

Back in 'da gym.

I never want to see an Ampharos throw up again.

You're-

..Ok :I

Yeah it's-

...What? But that guy Steven down in Hoenn has been using Metagross and stuff for like, 6 years now.

You are not very good at Pokémon, are you.

ROXY vs. JASMINE

Cuteness Incarnate vs. Electromagnetic Drone

YIPPY, SLAP THE LAND. SLAP IT HARD.

MUDOKEN! >:O

Yippy wins.

Dear LORD that is a big snake.

OH GOD WHAT?

YIPPY!

CLAUDE AVENGE YIPPY.

I have no idea why this Steelix used Sunny Day. It has no fire attacks and no Solarbeam. The only conceivable reason I could think of is it's trying to bait Fire-types into switching out. And then nailing them with Earthquake.

She can keep this up aaaaaaaall day.

Steel-type attacks fail at accuracy.

OH GOD I-

Oh right. Water.

OH JESUS.

Wait, what.

JASMIIIIIIINE.

Sleepy-time for Steelix.

HONEYPOT SMAAAAASSH

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Yeah I would faint too.

Oh this won't end well.

Yeah.

I AM A POWER WARRIOR OF CUTENESS. >:O

Darn skippy!

Umm... thanks


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